Ladies and Gentlemen! It is my pleasure and privilege to present to you Dublin's Dumbest Criminal!

I have to admit that this made me laugh out loud:

A MAN who stole a cash box containing €40,000 was arrested after gardaí followed a trail of ink and smoke from the box's security devices to his home, Dublin Circuit Criminal Court has heard.

Read the story, and you will especially notice the words "laughter from the court."